9 Things You've Said to Your Toddler That You Once Said to Your College Roommate
Proving once more, children are freeloading, emotional roommates and the people you lived with in college were overgrown babies with far too much freedom.
"Put. The. Bottle. Down."
"Who drew all over the wall?"
"Fine, you win, we'll just go to McDonald's again."
"Why is your shirt off?!"
"No, you can't stay home and watch TV instead of going to class."
"Please stop crying; were in the middle of Target."
"GO TO BED ALREADY!"
"What's that smell?"
"If you're going to barf, just tell me so I can pull over the car in time."