I Have A Driving Teenager!!!!!!!!!!

My oldest son, Tyler, just turned 15. We went to the DMV on his birthday and he got his Learner's Permit. My job now is to teach him how to drive.

Thankfully, he is already fairly accomplished in this task, but nevertheless we still need to work on the finer points.

One side benefit to teaching him to drive is the exercise I am getting to my backside. You see, when your kid is learning to drive you can't flail around, yelling things and grabbing for the wheel. It makes them way too nervous and stressed out. Therefore, I spend the entire time in the passenger seat clenching and unclenching my rear end.

Trust me, you want an iron posterior? Teach a kid to drive.