Marriage Proposals Gone Bad

Going on a nationally televised football and rugby show should work, right? Note: it doesn’t help if you tell her to “just say yes” when she hesitates.


So going on TV didn’t work. Let’s take it down a notch and go somewhere where thousands aren’t going to be watching, just in case. Somewhere romantic. Like say, a mall food court. No one’s filming this, right?


Maybe the mood wasn’t right at the food court. Go figure. Hey, how about at a sporting event? Mid-court at a Houston Rockets basketball game is perfect. No way she can say no in front of thousands of people, right? What’s that? The announcer says just once he’d like to see the girl say no after one of these proposals? Uh oh.


Basketball games were just a bad idea. No one’s in the mood for marriage at a basketball game. Baseball games are where it’s at. All the running, throwing, and hitting. Perfect. And make sure it’s not on a JumboTron so not everybody can see it. Wait a second, she’s not supposed to be the one doing the hitting is she?


Okay, TV = bad. Food courts = bad. Basketball games = bad. Baseball games = bad. What’s left? How about at a concert? Perfect. Women love music. It puts them in a good mood, right? The crowd will be totally into it, egging her on. Here we go…